Jody Victor: A friend of mine passed this joke on to me so I thought I would share it.
One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest, “Where are you going Father?”
“I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road,” replied the priest.
“Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!”
The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road.
Suddenly, I saw a
But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time.
Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud “THUD.”
Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything.
I then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest and said, “Sorry Father, I almost hit that
“That's OK,” replied the priest, “I got him with the door.”